What the hell were they cooking in that microwave? Will someone eventually fall head first in that bucket? Is that his idea of anarchy? Just pissing everywhere? What that data is, exactly, will just be one of many mysteries uncovered when Kindergarten Cop 2 hits DVD stands everywhere on May 17th. The fact that Kindergarten Cop wasn’t immediately greenlit for half a dozen sequels upon its release is a tragedy on par with Hurricane Katrina, and thankfully, a wrong that will finally be righted by Universal in 2016.Ībove you will find the first trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2, starring Dolph Lundgren as a no-nonsense cop forced to go undercover at an elementary school in order to retrieve some stolen data.
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Starring former bodybuilder and future governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop not only launched the “Badass Babysitter” subgenre of comedy, but has yet to be topped by *any* movie created within that subgenre since - not by the similarly-flawless Vin Diesel vehicle, The Pacifier, and not even by Hulk Hogan’s Mr. It was a movie willing to ask the tough questions, like “Who is your daddy?” and “What does he do?” It was a movie that grossed nearly 100 million dollars domestic. It was a movie about family, justice, and the secret identities we all choose to hide from those around us. Twenty six years ago, Universal Pictures released a movie so daring in its ambition, so uncompromising in its integrity, that it blazed a trail between two diametrically opposed film genres for years to come. When Lundgren does it, he's stiff, awkward, and probably in need of a few handfuls of Aspirin.This movie will break you…into fits of laughter! When Schwarzenegger lifts a child in nostril-flaring frustration, it's pretty damn funny. My point is in addition to lacking Schwarzenegger's personality and charisma, he's lacking the physical presence that automatically finds humor in the contrast between him and the tiny children. His knees appear to be in rough shape to the point that it looks like he's in pain when he runs. Not that you'd know it by the multiple women and a gay man throwing themselves his direction, but watch the guy try to move fast (here or in any of his recent DTV action movies). Sure he's tall, but despite the film's insistence that he's also muscular – his 30-year-old love interest mentions it more than once – he's looking a little worse for wear. Look, I like Lundgren as much as the next movie fan, but let's not pretend he even comes close to matching Schwarzenegger's over-sized persona and presence. The kids grow on Kimble, though, as he learns to love and communicate without scaring the crap out of them, but soon after he finds the woman he's searching for, her murderous ex arrives in town intent on abducting his son and killing anyone in his way. Kimble is clueless about kids – his female partner was originally going to do it, but she fell ill – and his efforts to question them like suspects isn't gaining any traction with them or the school's principal, who's allowed his presence with a very short leash. (Although you could make an argument for 1987's The Running Man being a comedy too.) Reitman was the genius responsible for seeing the potential in the big Austrian playing against type, and he followed it a couple years later with Kindergarten Cop, which casts him as a tough cop who goes undercover in an elementary school in the hopes of identifying a killer's estranged ex-wife and son before the bad guy finds them first.
Schwarzenegger's comedy career may have started with 1979's The Villain, but he became a comedic lead for the first time in 1988's Twins.
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